Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Hunting Ancient Beasts Last Night

I had this crazy dream last night that I absolutely have to share with you.  So my DH has an uncle that is, well, a little off. We love him to death, but he is nuts.  I dreamed he took me hunting with knives.  I had this whole outfit on that had about 10 slots up and down the legs for knives.  These were small knives with curved tips.  I'm not sure if these exist or what they are used for, but I remember them very vividly.  

We were in this pick up driving to the hunting site through back bumpy roads.  He was explaining to me how to make the kill if I see anything.  An analogy was used that cracks me up now that I think about it.  He said, "When you see your prey, smash the can and toss it!"  Now let me explain this to you.  "Smash the can..." symbolizes the thrusting motion required when stabbing the animal with my knife. "and toss it." means to toss something on the animal to make sure it is dead.  What did I toss? I have no idea whatsoever. 

This is my theory.  I was watching a show on ancient beasts last night.  The show was explaining how the migration of early humans may have been one of the causes of their extinction.  One of the things they were showing was a group of about 4 men throwing spears at a buffalo. Apparently I am a hunter in the ancient times now!

Monday, February 18, 2013

Poo

            
Okay, I know its been a few weeks.  When I started this blog, I decided to keep it rolling at least 3 times a week, if not more!  Unfortunately, I have been hit with the never ending virus my kids got and felt like poo .  The weather here in PA has been jumping extremes and I don't know one household that has seen illness.  All I can say is that I cant wait for the summer!